Milk no sugar.

I'm sweet enough

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Neil Gaiman Turns His Grad Speech Into 'Good Art' : NPR

neil-gaiman:

Listen to yesterday’s TALK OF THE NATION, and me talking about the Make Good Art speech…

I love the tv series. Nothing made me feel better than that when I had tonsillitis…though the book is admittedly better :)

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I’ve never had to delete texts from my phone because the person who sent them is no longer with us before. 

I can’t believe you’re gone and I don’t want to. 

I still have your Poirot boxset and I don’t know what to do with it. Every time I watch an episode I’m going to think of you and smile because you thought you were just like him and I wanted to be Miss Marple so bad. 

Thursday is going to be so hard without you. I miss you already and I feel sick constantly. 

Filed under uni life death frienship poirot

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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”